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This is an old joke, I reversed the genders.

A little girl comes home from school. She tells her mother something that happened in school. "Well Me and Julie were throwing stones at some boys when the teacher Mr. McGee came along and told us to stop or he would send us to the principal's office. Julie called Mr. McGee a *****, and he sent her to the principal's office, I figure it must be a bad word cause Julie had to go and not me. What is a *****? The mother got out a Playgirl magazine and a magic marker and drew a circle around the man's genitals. "Is that a *****" she asked, her mother said NO, that's a penis, the part outside the circle is a *****"

2007-09-01 14:27:45 · 4 answers · asked by Limestoner62 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

4 answers

Old and still cute. Thanks for laugh.

2007-09-01 14:32:37 · answer #1 · answered by toughnottobeacynic 7 · 0 0

Here's another oldie for you.........

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe.
The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."

The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished.

"Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture."

Puzzled she asks, "My picture?"

He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.

He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."

At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture."

He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

2007-09-02 10:55:06 · answer #2 · answered by russbillen 4 · 1 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-09-01 22:08:32 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Lol,its good.

2007-09-01 23:49:14 · answer #4 · answered by Uh huh 2 · 0 0

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