Sorry, read this statement by a Christian and had to ask the question!!
But if your hearts are filled with hatred the ANSWER IS......
The Tin Foil HAt!!!
Tin Foil HAtism is the best way to avoid BOTH Religious and Alien mind control!!
SPECIAL OFFER THIS WEEK ONLY!!
Buy two Cat in the Tin Foil HAt Tin Foil HAts and get a free George Foreman Bikini Line Waxer!!
Be safe from mind control and have a silky smooth Bikini Line just like George Foreman TODAY!!
Email the Cat in the Tin Foil HAt your hat size NOW and Mr Jingles will do the rest!!
2007-09-01 13:32:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
How much for the George Foreman Bikini Line Waxer if I don't buy the Tin Foil HAts?
I mean, uh, not that it would be for me. This friend of mine wanted to know. Yeah, a really hairy friend. Hairy Tic on a Stick.
2007-09-01 13:52:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
bikini line waxer? for my head? sure thing, mate. I'd like a couple more Tin Foil HAts to add to my collection actually. So, what was the email address again? And say Hi to Mr Jingles for me. =)
2007-09-01 13:40:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not an atheist, but I'd like two Tin Foil Hats, please. I wear a size M hat. And I'm including some cat nip for you and some cheese puffs for Mr. Jingles!
2007-09-01 13:57:45 · answer #3 · answered by Michael B - Prop. 8 Repealed! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm skeptical, how exactly does a tin foil hat protect me from mind control?...I thought edumacation wuz the only way to do that. I have to see an experiment.
2007-09-01 13:43:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a Christian to me.
2007-09-01 15:04:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Throw in those ginsu knives and that will be the deal breaker...
2007-09-01 13:38:47 · answer #6 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, my heart is full of blood, either oxygenated or not.
2007-09-01 13:40:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
how many easy payments of $19.99?
2007-09-01 13:38:17 · answer #8 · answered by claudiagiraffe 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You rock.
2007-09-01 13:41:00 · answer #9 · answered by Jess H 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't think so
2007-09-01 13:38:32 · answer #10 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋