A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."
2007-09-01 13:12:47 · 7 answers · asked by NaDaKa 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FUNNY!!
Here is one similar to..........
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed.
"I'm so ashamed, Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go."
The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad."
"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked.
The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
2007-09-02 04:54:20 · answer #1 · answered by russbillen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is OK to still love your ex. But you married your husband for a reason. He was there at times when your ex wasn't. He is still there to see you through this time. He sounds like a very strong person and supports you all the way. Your ex sounds like he put himself first and still is. He left you wanting you to follow. Then when you put your family ahead of his own feelings, he felt differently and dropped you. Trust me. Something happened down there to him and the first person he thought of was you. So he came back and is STILL putting himself ahead of yours. Now he is just twisting things around making you feel guilty for getting married and for not waiting around for him. Here is my advise: Don't give up what you already have. Once you have something great, don't let it go or trade it for something you feel is better. Because in the end, it isn't. Sounds like you can make a great living with your husband. Love him just as much and ask the other person to stop contacting you. If he is your friend, which I doubt he is now, he will leave you alone. If he isn't your friend then he will not stop and you will have to sit your husband down and explain to him what is going on. From the sounds of it, he will support you and even step in and tell the other to back off, "She is mine!" Good luck!
2016-05-19 00:06:13 · answer #2 · answered by dreama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-01 14:23:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha
2007-09-01 14:49:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good, i'm going to use that
2007-09-01 13:19:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAH THAT IS FUNNY!!!!! SERVES HIM RIGHT!!!
2007-09-01 13:44:09 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Earth Angel ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funneee....serves him right ...........LOL
2007-09-01 13:24:18 · answer #7 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋