2007-09-01 12:43:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(((Tash!!)))
2007-09-01 12:57:17 · update #1
If you sleep in a Tin Foil HAt it will have the same effect!
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2007-09-01 12:56:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Not unless you have a surge protector*, which you can buy from me for a mere $5000
*Side effects may include;
Nausea
Depression
Sleep Deprivation
Paranoia
Don't listen to Mr.Jingles he is a well known con artist!
2007-09-01 19:49:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Funkadelic George Clinton has been know to say that soul is a hamhock in your cornflakes. Maybe you should try a crockpot.
2007-09-01 19:52:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Good luck getting your soul out of your body without dying.
2007-09-01 19:55:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't need an expensive charger... just sleep sky-clad beneath a full moon.
2007-09-01 19:53:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the smile!
Hmmm...well from my experience I think you should purchase a lithium soul...they stand up better to constant use and regular recharging.
Just don't overheat it...they explode and soul is rather hard to scrub off the ceilings....
(((Gawdzy)))
2007-09-01 19:56:14 · answer #6 · answered by . 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋