Lawyers should never ask grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
2007-09-01 12:42:55 · 16 answers · asked by Red Panda 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he
was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet
voice said: "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."
2007-09-01 12:43:06 · update #1
LMAO!!!!!!!
hahahahaha
thats greeeeeeat!!
love it!
=D
starred
2007-09-01 12:46:07 · answer #1 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You did the right thing. There's no reason to teach your son to be ashamed of something that is a part of his body. Your mother should not have told him penis was a bad word, because it isn't. You should try explaining to him that while penis isn't a bad word, saying it might make other people feel uncomfortable. Keep using the correct words for body parts.
2016-04-02 22:42:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny.
2007-09-01 12:47:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That brought my first uproarious laugh for the day,thank you and keep them coming.
2007-09-09 12:16:09 · answer #4 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simply Superb ! Ha ha ... loved the punchline !
2007-09-07 22:49:39 · answer #5 · answered by yjnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm curious to know what the judge has done. LOL.
2007-09-01 12:58:49 · answer #6 · answered by cynical 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha True that, i wonder what he would say about u! haha luv ya!
2007-09-01 12:45:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahhahahhahahha! Oh my, I loved it!
2007-09-01 12:49:07 · answer #8 · answered by Ford 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-08 17:36:38 · answer #9 · answered by Amber W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny (but not a question).
2007-09-01 12:47:20 · answer #10 · answered by Suddenly Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋