A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off
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A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"Hellooooo...," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
2007-09-01 11:47:00 · 16 answers · asked by treving 42 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Add: Red Panda - She thought it meant vacuum cleaner!!
2007-09-01 22:39:09 · update #1
hahahahahaha !!! I love blonde jokes !!
2007-09-01 12:03:03 · answer #1 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha first one was good.
Nothing wrong with blonde jokes, we all know blonde people can be smart to the same extent as everyone else. It's just some take it too personally :)
It's the Barbie stereotype!
2007-09-01 18:53:09 · answer #2 · answered by immie123 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooooooo nice one
the watch dog with hearing aids . lol
cheers
2007-09-01 18:54:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont get the first joke, the second one is funny.
2007-09-01 19:49:20 · answer #4 · answered by Red Panda 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha the last joke you time well a star on the way.
2007-09-01 18:52:49 · answer #5 · answered by Spot 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
*Smiles, Bites Hand*
Not Bad, Not Bad.
2007-09-01 18:53:18 · answer #6 · answered by Oel Pezlo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like em
2007-09-01 19:00:20 · answer #7 · answered by LaLa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-01 19:23:58 · answer #8 · answered by Esperanza 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Corny.
2007-09-01 18:50:57 · answer #9 · answered by Chloe Anne 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
simple and funny
2007-09-01 18:52:32 · answer #10 · answered by . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋