Man comes hom from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the tv and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts!!"
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick bring me another beer; it's gonna start!!"
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts!!"
THAT'S IT!! She blows her top. "You b******! You waltz in here, flop your fat a*s down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave! Don't you realise that I cook, clean, wash and iron all day long?"
The husband signed...."Oh no - it's started!"
2007-09-01 11:33:29 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSUIAO I tried that with Hannah once and i woke up two weeks later
2007-09-03 11:09:32 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool, love it,
I got a variation that involves a man walking into a bar and yelling for beer before the fight starts. The barman asks what fight, the man replies the one we're gonna have when you find out I can't pay for this beer!!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-01 11:40:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-09-01 11:47:10 · answer #3 · answered by angler 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to text that to my ex wife, she wont find it funny but that's why shes the ex wife i suppose. have a star.
2007-09-01 11:42:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like my house - lol
2007-09-01 12:33:37 · answer #5 · answered by cafcnil 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i quite like that 1 thanxs lol
2007-09-01 11:42:17 · answer #6 · answered by lancashiretasty 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! That sounds like someone i know
2007-09-01 11:44:35 · answer #7 · answered by candylicious 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
not as good as the last one but still good
2007-09-01 11:57:25 · answer #8 · answered by john s 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol reminds me of home....have a star
2007-09-01 12:04:36 · answer #9 · answered by puma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that was actually funny. I hate men!
2007-09-01 11:42:05 · answer #10 · answered by Chloe Anne 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋