for their constant, incessant promotions of disney songs? We're already supposed to be boycotting Disney--I think those people on the Lawrence Welk show are secretly mormons anyway
2007-09-01 11:04:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes! Dang Lawrence Welk, dang liberal homo-supporters! And that "Bobby" dancer guy always did look a little light in the loafers to me. I think all them bubbles was some kind of secret homo code too, like "Hey you -- the cute sax player on the 2nd tier -- come take a bubble bath with me!" He always gave me the eye through my TV. Dang homo-lovin' liberal, music-lovin nancies!
2007-09-01 11:08:01 · answer #1 · answered by Acorn 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Lawrence Welk is schmaltzy. He should be promoting Wurlitzer instruments! Disney?! Doesn't John Lasseter do that already?
Heh. Mormons. With they masonic undies! Look at the masonic undies!
2007-09-01 12:28:51 · answer #2 · answered by beztvarny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, we should avoid the show as it is obvious that those people are on some sort of drug. Glassy eyes, rigid, occasionally spastic movements, vacuous smiles. It's like something out of the Stepford Wives. Frightening.
Also, have you noticed that the women there don't actually have hair. Whatever that is on their heads simply does not move. Perhaps it's a helmet made to look like hair. If it isn't drugs, then those folks are some kind of alien life form. Has anyone watched for odd shaped items in the background? Pods perhaps?
Come to think of it, some of the women there do look a bit like the female spy in "Mars Attacks". Coincidence? I think not!
(Yes, my Grandparents made me watch this instead of Star Trek, and it scarred me for life.)
2007-09-01 11:23:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was Lawrence Welk Mormon
2017-01-17 09:59:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, are you insane? For one you shouldn't be secretly boycotting; such shows intense immaturity to deal with it, and that fact that you are calling these people secret Mormons is like a 14 year old jerk calling someone he doesn't like gay? I swear, you people and your constant childishness.
2007-09-01 11:14:36 · answer #5 · answered by Melty Blood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One problem with many Christians is as soon as they hear something that is "wrong" they immediately want to boycott. With that mind set they will soon be out of anything to buy.
I don't think they are "secretly" Mormons, many admit they are. And if they are, so what? The music is good, the content is good, so what more do you want? Leave them alone and enjoy the show!
2007-09-01 11:13:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Feel free to do so if you want. I can't even find the Lawrence Welk show (and wouldn't watch it even if I could find it), so it would be pretty meaningless for me to boycott it.
2007-09-01 11:13:00 · answer #7 · answered by Deof Movestofca 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You could buy advertising time for the show to get you message out. They might reject you ads for the content and I don't think the Mormons would appreciate it.
2007-09-01 11:21:19 · answer #8 · answered by RT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need some time to think about that....a-one-ee and a two-eee.......
Heck no. LW is the original pimp daddy. Where can I get some duds like that guy wears?
2007-09-01 11:18:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Mormon who resents your comment. Those people have nothing to do with my religion. How about you live and let live, please? What did anybody ever do to you, to put you in such a foul mood?
Go have a peppermint and sip a glass of room temperature water. That's what they did back in your day.
2007-09-01 11:13:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋