A very religious woman went into the local pet shop to buy a parrot for company. She selected a beautiful bird, but the pet store owner said he didn't think she'd be happy with this particular parrot because he had belonged to a salty old sailor who used very bad language.
She replied that she knew with love and care she could break the bird of his bad habits and have a wonderful companion.
Well, the bird was not to be broken of his blue language and the woman had to hide him in the spare bedroom every time she had visitors. Finally, in desperation she told the bird she was going to put him in the freezer for 10 minutes every time he used bad language. Sure enough in just a couple of minutes the bird let out a string of obcenities. She put him in the freezer with him hollering and yelling his head off. After just a minute or two it got very quiet.....afraid that something bad had happened to the bird, she opened the door.
Out stepped the parrot, shivering and most pleasantly and politely he said "excuse my prior behaviour, madam. I regret any dismay I may have caused you and promise never to use improper language again." Well, the woman was thrilled to hear these promises and was about to say so when the bird interrupted to say "by the way, madam, what's the chicken in for?"
2007-09-01 09:23:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-09-01 09:39:16 · update #1
too cool off thats what for
how long can you keep a chicken in a freezer for
2007-09-01 09:32:20 · answer #1 · answered by itsa o 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I knew a diverse version: The parrot replaced into not impolite yet erudite and had a parrot woman chum. Then sooner or later she strikes out to flow and stay in Australia. The parrot boy chum is desolated and quickly starts to call Australia previous due at night for hours. while the telephone bill comes, the parrot's proprietor almost died of an apoplexy. After some nights, going downstairs for a chew, the owner unearths the parrot speaking on the telephone and is conscious each little thing. So He grabs the parrot and nails him by the wings in the closet to punish him. There in the closet is a crucifix. The parrot asks Jesus: "How long have you ever been nailed on that flow"? "2000 years" solutions Jesus "My God!" says the parrot, "could I ask the place you referred to as?"
2016-10-17 10:09:28 · answer #2 · answered by borgmeyer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken was in the freezer because of it's Fowl Language.
2007-09-01 09:33:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Giggles! Thats funny!
2007-09-01 09:50:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i liked that 1
2007-09-08 19:36:24 · answer #5 · answered by libra8 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooo. well said old women the chicken is in for pooing too much . so i froze his bumm .
cheers
2007-09-01 09:40:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
keep the jokes coming all very funny
2007-09-05 22:00:10 · answer #7 · answered by irene c 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol much a bit fowl l
2007-09-08 10:02:36 · answer #8 · answered by silconbob 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Love it! Great joke! =]
2007-09-01 10:05:03 · answer #9 · answered by Soxygirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-09-01 09:33:26 · answer #10 · answered by helen34 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋