A woman is stopped by the cops for speeding, the officer goes up to her & asks to see her driver's licence,
she hands him her licence;
"Hmm, on your licence it says you wear glasses, I don't see you wearing them, I'm going to give you a ticket."
The lady: " But I have contacts"..
The Officer shouted back: " I don't care who you know lady, you're getting a ticket."
;) !!!
2007-09-01 09:22:29 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
PS>Please go to my homepage questions to read It Happens, Yahoo haven't posted it !! (bad language!!!)
2007-09-01 09:39:57 · update #1
Thank you guys for the stars...I don't deserve them!! (they're not my jokes) but I'm too happy that we can laugh a bit together!
2007-09-07 03:31:21 · update #2
A.MICKIE
you're more than welcome...I'm really happy to hear that!
2007-09-07 03:31:59 · update #3
Gigi...my husband & I have had our selves in stiches all evening just by visiting your profile!!!
Thanx for a fun evening!!!
2007-09-06 17:54:19 · answer #1 · answered by mickie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cop need I Q's higher than 60!
2007-09-09 11:22:54 · answer #2 · answered by book writer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Misunderstanding
LOL
2007-09-01 16:26:51 · answer #3 · answered by jinglez2u 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ! That's a good one ....have you noticed ? the funniest ones are most often a play on words ?
2007-09-09 08:47:53 · answer #4 · answered by yjnt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mrrow!
Thats SO funny-i'm gonna give you a star ; )
2007-09-09 12:54:33 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Warrior~Cats~Rock♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another star for you.
2007-09-07 21:12:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that must be a blonde cop.
2007-09-01 16:28:17 · answer #7 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
typical cop have a star i liked it
2007-09-04 21:10:58 · answer #8 · answered by dellboy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
was the cop blond
2007-09-01 16:26:58 · answer #9 · answered by Nick 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Schwiiiing! =D
2007-09-09 09:19:56 · answer #10 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋