A*T*H*E*IS*T*z & BEELEEVEERS> Which CANDY BAR best portrays an A*T*H*E*I*S*T*z or a BELEEVEER??

Question

I've given a lot of thought to this profound and interesting question, and I have only a few preliminary results which you may or may not agree with.
Atheists in my view are a little like the ZERO candy bar with the picture of the white polar bear surrounded by ice, freezing water, and snow.
Believers resemble a Snickers bar because it's nice and sweet inside, and with a few nuts too.

Answer 1

Believers: Nut Roll

Atheists: Pure chocolate, uncontaminated with extraneous stuff.

Einstein: Reese's PB Cups!

Answer 2

We didn't have Sky Bars in the UK but I remember a Fry's Chocolate Cream bar (chocolate bar with fondant centre, divided into about 5 segments). At one time they produced a version where each segment was a different colour/flavour but I can't remember what they called it. One of my earliest chocolate memories is of Five Boys chocolate (which I think was first made by Fry's and then by Cadbury's). It was a slab of milk chocolate divided into five segments, each of which bore the embossed face of a little boy. Each face had a different expression ranging from smiling to crying. This subject brings back a wave of childhood nostalgia. Near my first childhood home there was a shopping parade with bubble gum machines outside the sweet shop, You put in your penny, turned a knob and your gobstopper or bubblegum magically dropped into the drawer below. Some of the machines had little plastic toy prizes inside but these proved elusive. In later years, on the way home from school we would call in daily to the large newsagents/sweet shop that occupied a large corner position on the street. They had a huge counter divided into what seemed like a hundred sections, each containing different chocolate bars and packets of sweets. On the wall behind were large jars containing sweets which were sold loose by weight. Another section had many varieties of sweets which were 2, 3 or even 4 for a penny, such as jelly snakes, flying saucers and fruit salad chews. There were also Lucky Bags, Sherbet Fountains, Liquorice Catherine Wheels or "shoelaces" or "pipes", Barley Sugar sticks, Coltsfoot Twists, Love Hearts, Candy Necklaces and a myriad other goodies. We kids used to stand amid this Aladdin's Cave of sweet delights for what seemed like an hour, deciding how best to spend our tuppence or threepence in order to get the maximum value for it. The shop assistants must have had the patience of saints! Nice memories .....

Answer 3

its not that im offended by your question, I'm just extremely confused. There is absolutely nothing behind what you said. It is actually idiotic and useless. I think the world has become a dumber place because you took two hours out of your time to write that down. I also have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. I know a believer who is also a rapist...is he all nice and sweet inside too?

Answer 4

im assuming your a believer
because you give the description of believers as 'nice n sweet' and non believers are in your opinion ice freezing water and snow-basically cold, unemotional, alone and not nice

not exactly being very unbiased
but thats typical of religion in my experience

if you want to ask this question and get non believers to co-operate maybe you should take out the biased parts and try to be fair in future

Answer 5

Good one.I say Atheists are sesame snaps because they're all brittle and flakey and snap easily and Believers rolo cause they're nice and soft inside and you get lots in a pack.

Answer 6

You're contrasting apples with oranges, babe. Pair a picture with a picture, and ingredients with ingredients.

Btw, I don't like Snickers or believers.

Answer 7

My husband is an Atheist and I am Pagan and we both like Reeses peanut butter cups and heath bars.

Answer 8

Mounds (athiests) and Almond Joy (xians)

sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont

Answer 9

i like your metaphor. i'd say most atheists are like a butterfinger sometimes they can be a little hard to bite into but once you get inside they're good. I think Christians are like Crunch bars atheists see us as evil hell bringing monsters (crunchy on outside) but once you get to know us we're really nice and peaceful inside.

Answer 10

Funny!