A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game.
For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When
the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well.
As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up.
After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats.
After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered.
When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling.
Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.
When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked,
"What in the world happened?"
The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled,
"PEANUTS!"
2007-09-01 07:19:06 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
After I picked myself up off the floor from falling down laughing.........I'm still laughing! You trying to split my side or something DE? Just had to copy that one to send to my friends!
A star for you!
nfd♥
2007-09-01 07:51:33 · answer #1 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's as bad as Gretsky going down the Ice a the stadium Playing 99 Luft balloon's By Nina.Just before scoring.
2007-09-01 07:27:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm with fishineasy on this one, that was tooo funny.
I wanna add a little of my own ending:
"After the police showed up and calmed down the crowd. the cop in charge ask's: Who started this riot?! the crowd points towars the group in question and screams "DEEZ NUTZ".
2007-09-01 07:58:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!
Very Funny!
2007-09-01 07:32:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I first started reading it, I was irritated by the notion of calling people with mental health problems as "Nuts". But in the end, the Doctor got his just desserts for his disrespect for other humans, less fortunate. No doubt he will be held responsible for causing such a mess.
2007-09-01 08:57:10 · answer #5 · answered by anim8er2 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sounds like Cubs fans
2007-09-08 13:17:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooooooooo. mate
well bagalbam was also in that game and he was in front of strangg and strangg yelled sit down pal b4 i crush your wallnutts .
cheers mate
2007-09-01 08:39:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm changing my pants! The ones I'm wearing are soaked!
2007-09-01 07:39:14 · answer #8 · answered by bert j 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha nice one i wont ever leave my nuts alone xD
2007-09-01 07:24:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aha! That was stupid--but funny!
2007-09-08 13:23:22 · answer #10 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋