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It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should help you get started.

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."
What was the director's response?

2007-09-01 06:41:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

you pull the plug!!

2007-09-01 06:46:55 · answer #1 · answered by .:*eri*licious*:. 3 · 1 0

You pull the plug or open the drain

2007-09-01 13:58:15 · answer #2 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1 0

No! You pull the plug outa the tub! Your institutionalized!

2007-09-01 13:45:29 · answer #3 · answered by Forksided 3 · 1 0

a normal person would pull the plug. would you like a room near the window?

2007-09-01 13:47:09 · answer #4 · answered by caroline 5 · 1 0

pull the plug

2007-09-01 13:52:45 · answer #5 · answered by Sirc 2 · 1 0

pull the plug

2007-09-01 13:46:27 · answer #6 · answered by sweetcheeks 1 · 1 0

I would use a spoon, because everyone fills their tubs with either jello or chocolate pudding.

2007-09-01 13:47:21 · answer #7 · answered by STEW #2 account 3 · 1 0

No, the normal person just takes the stopper out of the drain.
@->-->-

2007-09-01 14:03:44 · answer #8 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 1 0

you pull the plug

2007-09-01 18:40:35 · answer #9 · answered by jvega624 3 · 1 0

Sum one get this guy a str8 jacket.

2007-09-01 14:03:19 · answer #10 · answered by *Shayla* 4 · 1 0

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