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Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried
in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

2007-09-01 05:44:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

lol

wow, these are great

star for you!

=)

2007-09-01 05:53:13 · answer #1 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 1 0

You can cry anywhere, once Jaws gets his teeth on your ***, trust me, you will cry like a baby.

Motivation is the difference between murder and assassination, that is, assassination is for political gain.

To make it easier for the mokeys working there to embessle your money.

Not all bread is square and not all lunch meat is round. The real question there is why the slice do not add up to make the rigt number of sandwhiches? There is always bread left over.

What, you never heard of taxes before. That will be 2 cents please.

Naw, you get to run around naked. I mean we came into this world naked right?

Pizza comes in a square box so that when delivery people put it on their shoulders to ring the doorbell it wouldn't fall off.

Mad Cow diease.

Wheeled luggage was actually invnted in the year 432 by a man for his mother-in-law. After she moved in six days later due to the ease of packing up and moving in the man quickly destroyed the luggage, the blueprints, and killed himself before he could be tortured slowly for the rest of his life by his mother-in-law.

Because they were dreaming of breakfast. (And where do babies get their breakfast from?) Can you say Double D's ?

Of course its called a hearing. If you called it a yelling at teh top of our lungs so the deaf man in court can hear everything, Well, that would just be rude, (If he heard you )

No they don't fire you, they shove a high pressure hose up your rear and pump coke into you until you spew out every drop of Pepsi out your mouth. (You don't want to know what they do if you bring a buck knife to the Ginsu factory)

Can't think of anything to say about in a movie or on tv

Ditto for stupid people putting money to look at the ground

No one wants to look at 50 old ugly farts running for president, Hell I think there should only be one. As far as ANY beauty pageant is concerned, I think they should start with 200 and the whole thing should be done in bikinis with every event being in a different bikini.

So they don't puke from the initial shock.

They call themselves, which is funny because out sheer stupid habit, they put themselves on hold and take a break.

It takes one hand to remove a Bra, but two hands to pull down panties.

Only if you throw the unopened can at them.

Your great great great great great grandmother ??????

2007-09-01 06:37:17 · answer #2 · answered by STEW #2 account 3 · 1 2

Neither your statement is correct, nor some of the answerer's views are correct. No one has ever forecasted anything about future. No religion has ever described other religion for worse people. Its the people who explains it differently. None of us have the right to call some other a Mleccha. All religions are good if followed correctly.

2016-05-18 21:53:34 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Very intriguing. I love things like this but I dont know any of the answers.

2007-09-01 05:51:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

very good

2007-09-01 06:03:53 · answer #5 · answered by pheonix140180 3 · 1 0

These are great.

2007-09-01 06:32:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

good that made me lol

2007-09-01 07:23:37 · answer #7 · answered by unclefesta_32 3 · 2 0

ha ha ha funny

2007-09-01 06:16:08 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1 0

HAHAHA i luv these!!

2007-09-01 06:01:44 · answer #9 · answered by Ghost♂ 6 · 1 0

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