He is also a jerk, do you have any funny names I could call him when he makes me mad?
2007-09-01 05:37:27 · 22 answers · asked by *mRs.GaBrIeL* 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
devil bone
2007-09-01 05:45:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am amazed that people actualy want to help you hurt your husband! If he is indeed a skinny jerk and you think so little of him that you are willing to enlist help to put him down then perhaps you should see a marriage counselor. You two got married for a reason ...maybe you should spend more time getting back that "lovin feeling" and less abusing eachother! If your relationship is past the point of repair then see an attorney.
2007-09-01 05:51:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
OK here is my go to piss off any guy name... call him daddys little girl. Like say when he is starting to get a little mad say "oh is daddys little girl getting mad" It has gotten more guys to take a swing at me that about anything else even flicking a lite cigarette in there face.
2007-09-01 05:52:59 · answer #3 · answered by trueblueeyedguy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
compliment him on all of his bad qualities, be nice. Never let him see you angry. If that is what he is being a jerk for then it is working and he is controlling you. You must always do the opposite of what a person expects. If you stick with it, it will blow his mind.
2007-09-01 06:00:14 · answer #4 · answered by goardo5 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well I wouldnt suggest that but, I think you should talk to him and tell him how you feel instead of getting at his low level. I mean this is a marriage. did you know he was a jerk already?
did you think you couldnt find someone else better because I`m sure you could`ve. trysome cunseling. name calling will only make it worse...don`t change into his bastard ways.what if you have kids...it could spread to them also and that is teaching them wrong. try some counseling!
2007-09-01 05:43:41 · answer #5 · answered by cleanheart 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
To insult a guy always take a shot at his manhood. I would call him "Tiny" and then you could say you were referring to his weight if he gets too mad, but you and I will know what you really were calling Tiny.
2007-09-01 05:42:02 · answer #6 · answered by kinglimey 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You wanna REALLY make em mad, huh? Make it clear when you guys are watching tv or a movie that you find built men SO attractive! THAT'LL get the bruised ego motor going. Trust me.
btw, email me, baby!
2007-09-01 05:40:49 · answer #7 · answered by Ebeneezer 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
No, because name calling is just mean. Do you like to be called names when you make people mad? Grow up a bit. It's fun.
2007-09-01 05:41:14 · answer #8 · answered by baby166_99 2 · 3⤊ 4⤋
When you cook,cook some black eyed peas mashed potatoes mac and cheese corn bread rice hamhocks ribs and fried chicken fried pork chops and bread corn breab or white bread about 4 slices
2007-09-01 05:47:47 · answer #9 · answered by sherrone j 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
jerk off
2007-09-01 05:40:01 · answer #10 · answered by NAN G 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chicken wing, 1, scarecrow, confetti spaghetti, string or string bean, pipe cleaner pencil head, eraser head.
2007-09-01 05:58:02 · answer #11 · answered by moonchild 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋