1. You think begging for table scraps is beneath him, so you let your dog eat at the table with you.
2. You take him to the supermarket and let him pick out his own dog food.
3. Your husband comes home from work, looks at the stew on the stove and asks: "Is this people food or dog food?"
4. You bought matching His & Hers place mats for your dog and yourself.
5. At dinner parties you always have to double-check the butter for visible lick marks, before putting it on the table.
6. Your dog gets to vote on where to spend the next family vacation.
7. You don't care if you or your spouse are comfortable at night, as long as Fido has enough room on the bed.
8. You complain about the rising costs of groceries, but you don't think twice about spending a fortune on doggie treats.
9. Your dog always gets the best spot on the couch and sometimes he even gets to hold the remote.
10. He has his own e-mail address.
2007-09-01 05:16:12 · 20 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
11.You forgot one!!!When you die you leave all your money to the dog to heck with the hubby!!
2007-09-01 07:31:33 · answer #1 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You let him c**p all over the public foot path and then let him hide behind a bush sniggering.
You let him mount Granny's leg and then blame her for being a dirty ol' mare.
You feed him prime cuts of beef and give your kids beans on toast.
You spend more on vet's bills than your child's holiday.
2007-09-01 05:24:58 · answer #2 · answered by Stella S 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhhhhhhh doggies are family members too ..
Have a star for making me laugh
2007-09-01 05:22:36 · answer #3 · answered by sammie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you been speaking to my husband?
Some of those items above sound awfully familiar.
Ypu missed one though. My dogs both have their own toothbrush & meat flavoured toothpaste (on vet's instructions, honestly).
2007-09-01 05:24:03 · answer #4 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
11. You buy your dog a Michael Vick chew toy
12. You leave your dog $12,000,000 in his will
2007-09-01 05:24:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You buy gourmet flavored dog food and all he wants to do is sniff posteriors.
2007-09-01 05:58:10 · answer #6 · answered by lynnrd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1,2,6,8, and now maybe 10
and he votes for 7 and 9, but he's only allowed on my chair and the ottoman.
2007-09-01 07:01:12 · answer #7 · answered by frostbite 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice ones. I enjoyed the last one, he has his own e-mail address. My God has the world got that modern LMAO
2007-09-01 06:00:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww, that wa a great one, My dog has a good life{ sitiing at the computer} barks =]
2007-09-01 05:43:55 · answer #9 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee
most of them my dogs get
2007-09-01 23:57:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋