Will the real dummy please stand up?
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership.” He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence.
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With a little help from our friends!
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting, “Please come out and give yourself up!”
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What was plan B?
An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
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These nitwits are teaching our children?
A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary school’s drug policy last week - for Certs! Joey Hoeffer allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him “jump higher.” -and- A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the school’s “zero-tolerance” policy (not to be confused with the “zero-intelligence” policy).
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Some days, it just doesn’t pay to gnaw through the leather straps!
Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner’s newly installed fire prevention alarm system. “This is even worse than last year,” said the distraught homeowner, “when someone broke in and stole my new security system.”
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The getaway!
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.
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Too well educated?
In Medford, Oregon, a 27-year-old jobless man with an MBA blamed his college degree for his murder of three people. “There are too many business grads out there,” he said. “If I had chosen another field, all this may not have happened.”
2007-09-01 04:48:36 · 13 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Already stood up!
Excellent again, loved the Oakland police one.
2007-09-01 05:06:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2016-04-02 22:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shh,I'm Laughing....lol.
2007-09-01 06:39:01 · answer #3 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find true stories always the best and stupidest!! hahahahahaha
2007-09-01 10:08:23 · answer #4 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones there Jim!!!
keep them coming!!!
2007-09-02 16:56:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
soooooo funny!!!
these are soooo brilliant!!!
people can be soooo stupid!!!
i really liked 'with alittle help from our friends' and 'too well educated'
lol!!!
cheers!!
2007-09-01 15:11:51 · answer #6 · answered by maniac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it just goes to show, fact is stranger than fiction!
2007-09-01 04:53:43 · answer #7 · answered by heavymetalbitch 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant.
made me laugh i aint fick
2007-09-01 12:34:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the get away one the best.!! *
2007-09-01 04:55:15 · answer #9 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha Tales of the unexpe!!
:-)))
2007-09-01 05:43:01 · answer #10 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋