A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands."Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student (remember, this is Alabama) replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost?!? Damn, I thought you said 'goats.'"
2007-09-01 04:39:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-09-01 05:15:57 · answer #1 · answered by Gable's gourmet green goblet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny! Take a star.
2007-09-01 12:01:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before.
But still funny.
2007-09-01 11:44:41 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2007-09-01 11:44:32 · answer #4 · answered by Stumpy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah i think its funny you spelt funny funnie :P
2007-09-01 11:46:22 · answer #5 · answered by .... 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty funny :)...a star for you :)
2007-09-01 11:44:39 · answer #6 · answered by luvwithurheart 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, that was funny
2007-09-01 13:37:47 · answer #7 · answered by Ksenia 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL HA HA HA FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAVE A STAR
2007-09-01 11:53:24 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Earth Angel ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋