Is it true, guide to assist kids to spot TERRORISTS?

Question

http://www.netscape.com/viewstory/2007/0...

http://www.netscape.com/viewstory/2007/07/23/site-tries-to-convince-children-to-report-their-parents-to-the-fbi/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.centerforrationaldebate.com%2FKidsCorner.html&frame=true

Sorry, correct site!!!!

Answer 1

I would not discount this as being untrue.

Answer 2

It's a satire. Stay away from Comedy Central. If you can't spot the gag in this article, "The Colbert Report" will give you panic attacks.

A lot of Conservatives have to same problem. Newt Gingrich read Charles Dickens's "Oliver Twist" back in 1994 and later introduced a Bill in which government owned orphanages would be used to evade Child Labor Laws. The Literary Community was really glad he never got hold of a copy of Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal."

Answer 3

Yes, its true.... but its not necessarily a mainstream web-site.

This is a private, politically motivate site. Not affiliated with any government or political party. It is obviously a far right wing site pushing an agenda.

Anyone can start a web site and post what ever they want on it.

Look at Moveon.org.... they are a far left site that is loaded with scary stuff and is very anti-American... and its run by Americans!

Answer 4

I completely agree with Conranger1. Great seance of humour and not far from reality. Of course there are ignorant and useful idiots like Patricia MS which wants this response to be removed. What would we do without her?

Answer 5

Get a life troll, If you believe all the all the crap related to your link you need serious help!!!:

Link leads to the following:

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Hey kids! Did you know that terrorists can look just like you and me? They infiltrate our lives and help Al Qaeda kill our troops in secret. In many ways they're like serial killers; their actions indirectly cause the deaths of our men and women in uniform. They're so good at faking nice that you can never know for certain who isn't helping the terrorists. If one of these terrorists was someone close to you, wouldn't you want to know?

Terrorists are so mean spirited that they could even be your parents. They might seem nice now but that is only because they see some advantage to keeping you alive. Once you have outlived your usefulness, they will most likely kill you in your sleep. Terrorists are capable of anything, including killing their own children for jihad.

If your parents indirectly killed America's troops and were plotting to kill you, wouldn't you want them stopped? Even if you aren't sure, are you willing to take the risk that you could wake up tomorrow morning with your parents stabbing you with a butcher knife?

If you want to make sure that your parents aren't terrorists, follow this simple checklist, and ask yourself if your parents do any of these things:

1) Do they seem excessively concerned about the environment?

2) Do they say bad things about President Bush, the Iraq War, Republicans, or conservatives?

3) Do they seem excessively concerned about poverty or poor people?

4) Are they friends with any flamboyant homosexuals?

5) Have they ever told you that gay people are okay?

6) Do they say bad things about Jesus or Christianity?

7) Do they praise Mohammed or Islam?

If you said "yes" to any of the questions above, your parents are probably terrorists. Now is not the time to panic. Report them to the FBI and the Department of Homeland security before they find out that you've been to this website and kill you. If you do this quickly enough, the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security can step in and save your life.

These anti-terrorist forces will figure out if your parents are really terrorists. If your parents turn out to be innocent, they will buy you ice cream for being such a good patriot. If they are guilty, you will save your own life and will be known as a hero for the rest of your days. Reporting your parents is a win-win situation.


Here's how you should report your parents:

1)First report your parents to the FBI with this website: https://tips.fbi.gov/

2)After reporting them online, you want to wait until your parents are gone or go to a friends house to call the Department of Homeland Security and the FBI.

FBI 1-866-347-2423
Department of Homeland Security 1-202-282-8000

3) Wait for the good guys to come to your house and question your parents. Think about how great it will be to get ice cream or become a hero!

Answer 6

Very funny

Answer 7

Someone should take this off immediately!!!

Answer 8

this has got to be a joke.