What was your most funny, embarrassing, humiliating, moment.?

Answer 1

Years ago,when I first got out of the service,one of the first businesses I ventured to was transporting wheelchair patients to the VA hospital from throughout the southeast.Sometimes the trips are 100's of miles.I am severely afflicted with NBS(No Butt Syndrome),and am very tall.So I have to either wear baggy pants or unbutton them while sitting.I was transporting a patient one evening down the interstate ,the button on my pants undone for comfort on the long ride.A state patrol blue lighted me,I pulled over,wondering why.He asked if I was aware I was driving with absolutely no taillights.As I had had my vehicle inspected only hours earlier,I said no,and explained about the inspection.He said he would show me(Did I mention,I go "commando"?)I got out and immediately,right on the side of the interstate,there I stood,in all my glory.As I embarrassingly pulled up my pants and futilely tried to explain,the cop shined his flashlight on the patient in the back,asking"Has this man been bothering you?"The most embarrassing day of my life.I no longer unbutton,lol

Answer 2

The time I threw up on Hugo Herdia's shoes. He was this guy I had a crush on and I sat next to him in the college van that took us from campus to our field studies...I went cuz I had to do my practical even though I was sick as a dog. I tried to exist the van but it was too late...I yarked all over his feet. I don't believe in out of body experiences but if there was such a thing..that would have been the time to have one. I wanted to be no where near myself at that instant in time so mortified was I. Not only that..it was chinese food from the night before...gross..yeah...well yooouuu asked. What are you writing an article or something? ~J~

Answer 3

When I was a teenager (16) I got dressed to the nines to go to a party and impress this guy I really liked.. The party was being held in a basement so to get inside I had to traverse some stairs..

About 1/2 way down my heel got caught throwing me off balance and causing me to slide/bump or otherwise tumble down the remainder of the stiars arriving at the bottom in the middle of the party with my skirt above my head at the feet of the boy I had intended to impress..

Considering I was wearing a "Pencil Skirt" having it above my head was no small feat.. And neither was extracting myself from what had become a "Pencil Skirt" Chinese Finger Trap sort of prison..

http://www.colorsongyarn.com/images/long_pencil_skirt/long_pencil_skirt_200.jpg

As I finally got the skirt roughly back to where it belonged having gone through the "Pencil Skirt" tube top and "Pencil Skirt" belt phases along the way I realized who was standing there in front of me watching the whole act of contortion and embarrassment..

I also realized I was wearing a thong as I had planned to avoid VPL (visible panty lines) The thong was a very sheer nude color as my skirt was white and I wanted to also avoid panty color show through..

I had successfully not only mooned the entire party including the boy I liked but also given them quite a view of the front side as well..

Upon arriving home I discovered a bruise between my shoulder blades in the eact size and shape of my boot heel.. As the boots were a tie on variety and had stayed on my feet throughout my spectacular preformance I have to assume at some point my heel came in contact with the area between my shoulderblades.. Yet again a rather impressive feat of contortion..

http://www.sky-scrapers.com/ankle_boots/C3_black_patent_ankle_boots.jpg

I also broke a bra strap and ended up giving those in the very near vacinity a bit of upper frontal viewing... That portion however greatly paled in comparison to the lower frontal and back show I provided...

Now over 20 years later I see the humor in the situation then I simply wanted the floor to open up and swallow me never to be seen again LOL

Answer 4

Whatever made you think I would tell you and the rest of the English-speaking world how I have been humiliated?

My most embarrassing moment was when I realized I HAVE answered a question like this in the past, and anyone who tried could find it in the data base of Yahoo! Answers for all time.

Answer 5

My husband (boyfriend at the time) got into a big fight one icy winter day.
With my attitude in high gear I got mad and went to walk away.
I turned, (flipping of the hair and all) stepped off the curb, slipped on the ice and fell right on my butt.
He was laughing so hard.
That didn't help my attitude. Made me even more mad.

Answer 6

When i was a teenager my girlfriend and I had decided to become intimate. I searched in vain trying to find a motel, but they were all filled because of a local event. So, I parked my motorcycle in the very back of a motel and we engaged in the act on the seat . Afterwards, I went in the lobby to buy a coke. The two desk clerks were laughing. I didn't know why until I looked up and saw it had all been captured on the security cameras.

Answer 7

You made me keep in mind it! Oh good it used to be while I used to be in five grade and I used to be VERY ticklish. One of my peers determined that it could be hilarious in the event that they tickled me proper in entrance of the category. When he tickled me, I nearly farted each time he tickled me. When the bell rang, my face used to be very pink and I RAN to the university bus simply to break out from everyone. I believe no person else recalls that occasion anymore.

Answer 8

I've had a few but the guidelines would ensure I'd be outa the game - it's not worth it.
BUT thank you for prodding my memory - I smiled a lot. :)

Answer 9

At the church I normally attended we would always knell to pray.While being a visitor at another church, when the pastor said let us pray.I knelt while everyone else was standing for prayer.I used to like to sit toward the front.

Answer 10

When my boob popped out of my top at a Christmas party and I didn't notice and someone came up to me and whispered it in my ear.