Ru Paul, Bill Gates, and Roger Ebert are all struck by lightning on the same day. All three find themselves in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. They start begging him to give them another chance at life. St. Peter agrees but on one condition: they each have to give up something they truly enjoy.
Ru Paul says, "I really love men, but I will give up screwing around with them."
Bill Gates says, "I really love money, but I will give up all the money I have."
Ebert says." I really love food, but I'll give up pizza."
Soon, all three find themselves back on Earth. They start walking down street feeling very grateful. Suddenly, Ebert spots a pizzeria. He smells the aroma and can't help himself — he runs in there and eats a slice of pizza. POOF! He disappears.
Ru Paul and Bill Gates are astonished and agree that that won't happen to them. So they resume walking down the street when Bill Gates spots a shiny, new quarter. He thinks that if he picks it up, he can found a new company and become fabulously wealthy again. He bends down to pick up the quarter and POOF! Ru Paul disappears.
2007-08-31 23:40:43 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahaaa at last a new twist to the old joke ........ put's a bit of life back into it ....... lmfto!!!
2007-09-02 00:35:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was quite unexpected awesome have a star and u totally deserve a 10 on 10
2007-09-01 09:05:05 · answer #2 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ru paul back at gates through gates.
2007-09-01 08:24:04 · answer #3 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
would have been funnier if you saidwhen bill gates spottede the quarter ru apul said to him quickly you pick that up and were both dead
2007-09-01 11:31:56 · answer #4 · answered by Kristina[ADM] 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice 1
2007-09-01 08:51:37 · answer #5 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooooooo. mate the puncline waz unexpected . coz i thot it was bills turn to poof
10/10 for this one mate
cheers
2007-09-01 06:48:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
10/10 vg
2007-09-04 21:54:19 · answer #7 · answered by dellboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another golden oldie, gave me a chuckle!
2007-09-01 06:53:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha. that certainly is THE funniest punchline i ever heard and the funniest joke i heard in months. lol
2007-09-01 07:06:51 · answer #9 · answered by N- Aazi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha hahahahahaa, it maye well be old but it still made me laugh.
2007-09-01 07:52:19 · answer #10 · answered by smila 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋