There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the
convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he
wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at
the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical
thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in
one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that
way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried
about what has happened to Sister Logical .
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what
happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow
us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as
fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his
pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
I'll pray for you!
2007-08-31 23:33:27 · 25 answers · asked by Lyndall T 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ....I have sinned.
2007-08-31 23:37:48 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Verry gooooooood 10/10
2007-09-04 13:14:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-08-31 23:38:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
llmfaoooooooooooooo nice one agen dear 10/10 for this one
well tell me which of the nuns got the man's pants down lol.
cheers and have a blessed day since u prayed for us
2007-08-31 23:40:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did they wreck the regulation, or not? in the event that they did, they get arrested. could desire to we wait till the time while they trespass in a nuclear facility and vandalize or do adequate harm to pose a danger to those who artwork there or stay close by? people who do issues like that understand they are going to be arrested.
2016-10-17 09:18:36 · answer #5 · answered by neher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two nuns, sitting in the bath
"Where`s the soap" " Yes it does"
2007-08-31 23:57:34 · answer #6 · answered by boy from bali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-08-31 23:43:57 · answer #7 · answered by JMom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it...heres a star!
2007-09-01 03:14:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You gonna be lighting a lot of candles for all those lost lambs.
=D
2007-09-02 05:11:20 · answer #9 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one made me smile
2007-08-31 23:42:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay I admit it I thought it would be rude lol
2007-08-31 23:54:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋