An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. So they have to get out.
The Englishman takes a bottle of wine with him, the Scotsman takes an umbrella and the Irishman takes a car door.
On the way they meet this old b*stard. He says to the Englishman "I know why you've got the wine so you can have a drink when your thirsty", He says to the Scotsman "I know why you've got the umbrella to keep the sun off you", "but" he says to the Irishman "Why have you got the car door?" and the Irishman replies "If I get hot I can wind the window down!"
2007-08-31 23:06:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
plus it could be used as a pefect weapon to **** the old b*stard
2007-08-31 23:29:16 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-08-31 23:11:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i think if i'm not wrong most of the hotels in tunisia have quad bikes tours and groups i don't think that license is required nor age limit
2016-04-02 10:24:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one.
Being half English & Irish I'd have wound the window down to keep cool and throw up?
2007-08-31 23:21:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i still say that will be funny for many years to come for all ages
2007-09-05 15:53:08 · answer #5 · answered by foreverhearted 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha, now that's a funny start to my day, loved it.
2007-09-01 00:48:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
hehehe you on a roll hun
Have a star
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2007-09-01 03:16:57 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NICE 1
2007-09-01 01:56:14 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i,m surprised he didn't have the air condition unit under the other arm.
2007-09-01 00:50:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-08-31 23:23:32 · answer #10 · answered by Gable's gourmet green goblet 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋