Starting with just a can of honey roasted peanuts and the clothes on my back, what's the best strategy for conquering the world?
2007-08-31 22:33:19 · 12 answers · asked by eateverywhale 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Trade the can of peanuts for a bottle of spaghetti sauce.
Trade the spaghetti sauce for a bottle of wine.
Keep trading until you get to the trade involving the US forces.
2007-08-31 23:08:57 · answer #1 · answered by DethNcarnate 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First, a couple of short, wise-acre responses:
1. If you've got honey-roasted peanuts, what do you need with the world?
2. Step One: Exchange some of the honey-roasted peanuts for clothes to cover the rest of you.
Next, the simple philosophical answer:
1. Share the peanuts, the world is already yours.
Finally, the practical answer:
1. Everyone starts naked, without honey-roasted peanuts. You're already well on your way to world conquest.
2007-09-01 05:49:51 · answer #2 · answered by Palmerpath 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Umm, this took some thought, but I think I've got this figured out.
Put your honey roasted peanuts in a pile and wait until the ants show up, then take off your clothes, roll in the ant pile until you are covered in ant bites. Sue the people who made the honey roasted peanuts so attractive to man-eating ants, and you will have the beginning of your empire.
2007-09-01 05:43:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well there are already some running for President that is trying to pretend they are sweet as honey, but are really just nuts, and their real reason for wanting the top job in American is to steal that last one change of clothes you have on your back, so be careful who you vote for. They want to conquer the world, they target the group, personalize, then polarize.
2007-09-01 05:43:11 · answer #4 · answered by lilly4 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check out the link below for one man's journey into reaching his goal of getting his dream house, starting out with ... a piece of pocket lint. He's been trading up!
Actually, even better is the story that inspired him to go on this trading journey: One Red Paperclip. He started with a paperclip and traded his way up to a house. Yep! He actually did it! See link 2 below.
2007-09-01 05:47:14 · answer #5 · answered by Jen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the peanuts on Craigslist for trade, continue trading up until you reach your goal, or have the right supplies for conquest.
2007-09-01 05:41:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No I think you still need a paper-clip. haha. I don't know but hey what ever floats your boat.
conquering the world. maybe you could find a book like, the life of adolf hitler or maybe ruling the world for dummies.
haha. Hope it Helps
-Michaela
2007-09-01 05:47:53 · answer #7 · answered by Michaela 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
FIRST GATHER ALL THE HONEY ROASTED NUTS TOGETHER.....THEN GET BACK TO ME
2007-09-01 05:49:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. You can't. You are doomed to serving the rest of us french fries, and you're not even on the fast track for that.
2007-09-01 05:39:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
woo powerful people with your generosity concerning your snacks and then ask them for favors.
2007-09-01 05:42:03 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋