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His name was Bartholomew Pullalot Born 1768BC who had not only some rather strange personal habits but an insatiable curiosity he was walking along one day when he saw a cow trapped head first in a very tangled bush. Seeing the dangly bits hanging between her legs and knowing the fun he regularly had with his own singular dangly bit he decided to investigate. Having pulled and discovered that rather than a single emission these kept on going he naturally tasted the result and was pleasantly surprised at the sweet rather than savoury taste, having spread the word and taken the cow back to the cave to experiment further he went looking for more beasts. Unluckily the next animal he found trapped only had one dangle and wasnt as stuck as first thought, the Bull wasnt as happy with the attention paid to him by Bartholomew and the result was Bull 1 Bart 0

2007-08-31 22:49:17 · answer #1 · answered by thelev51 4 · 1 1

dunno probs the first person to see a calf get big fat and strong from sucking on it and then relating to a baby sucking on its human mum and thinking i'm a bright spark lets see what happens and start to farm these things and create agriculture.


but that was in an alternate universe where women were farmed for there milk.

2007-09-01 05:43:05 · answer #2 · answered by dimples 3 · 0 0

It was the same person who said, I am going to eat the first thing that comes out of that chickens butt
EDIT:
Thelev51..LOL!!!!!!

2007-09-01 05:42:55 · answer #3 · answered by ellen d 6 · 0 0

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2007-09-01 06:18:04 · answer #4 · answered by coxon the box 7 · 0 0

Probably some little irk who was to big to suck on his mummy's titties just out looking for a milk substitute.

2007-09-01 08:28:39 · answer #5 · answered by Terry G 6 · 0 1

the same person that thinks a kebab is great to eat drunk but you'd never eat it sober.

2007-09-01 05:54:40 · answer #6 · answered by majoti 5 · 0 0

How about Adam to Eve (sorry it was just to tempting to answer)

2007-09-01 05:50:04 · answer #7 · answered by watercress kebab 4 · 0 0

It's calf!!!

An animal thing called Instinc.

2007-09-01 05:38:12 · answer #8 · answered by Shmooks 7 · 0 0

A BIBBIES REP.

2007-09-01 05:40:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

for a fact my great great great great great great great great great great great great great grand ma......

2007-09-01 05:41:05 · answer #10 · answered by bee bee 6 · 0 0

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