horror story :
there were 2 friends JO and WO.
1 day JO got scared and sudenly WO died.
why did WO died?
bcoz
JO dar(scared) gaya ,
WO mar(died) gaya.
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion.
On that day, my friend, u will Rock..
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Bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte?
Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
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Baithe tere khayalo mai,kore kagazpe likha tera nam.
Tasvir B bana dali or likha us par yah paigam.
Zinda ya murda,pakdne waleko Rs.50,000 inam
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"Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru.
"We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi.
Which one to follow?... Great confusion.
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"CELLO "
The pen of india .
"LUX"
The soap of india .
"Amul"
The taste of india .
"I"
The best in I ndia.
"You"
The waste of india ... :
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur Mercedes!!!!
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What's the height of hope???....
A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...!!
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Height of Optimism...
Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",
SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack them in any direction" !.
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U r miles away from me.Still I'm watching ur every move by 3 diff channels
1.DISCOVERY
2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICAL 3.ANIMAL PLANET
Thanks 2 media.
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A Gorgeous Girl walks up to Professor's cabin & says: I'll do anything to Pass the Exam.
Prof: Anything?
Girl: Ya
Prof: Sure??
Girl : Ya !!
Prof: Then Go & study...!!
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Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?
Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya "SAREE", tum na badalna.
2007-08-31 21:01:08 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*A good collection of old & new !!!!!
Star for u !!!!!
2007-09-06 06:53:45 · answer #1 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some were good (like the Saree one). I wish I was as optimistic as that Major you mentioned! :) Star for you!
Height of Optimism...
Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",
SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack them in any direction" !.
2007-09-01 08:02:56 · answer #2 · answered by leader_of_cool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last one about Saree is pretty good and have given u a star only because of this joke
2007-09-01 02:11:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi! you are surely from India, keep it up, you done an amazing work to keep smiling to participant of yahoo answer but sorry to say of some of them even can't understand what you wrote because they are not understand Hindi. Anyways you made me happy n thanks for this dear.
ALL THE BEST N KEEP IT UP
2007-08-31 21:12:03 · answer #4 · answered by MEENA M 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A return gift .............
Liya kora kagaz aur upar likha tera naam,
Bichmen banai tasvir teri, niche likha paigam,
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pakadne wale ko 50000 inaam!!!
2007-09-07 18:06:18 · answer #5 · answered by JJ SHROFF 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
coooooooooooooooooooooolest one
just loved it man
i am sure u r from india coz indians know to laugh
and u made me laugh yaar keep it up
2007-09-04 02:28:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star for u Bohout acha hai bohout bohout acha i can't explain u kitna acha .1000000000000000000000000000000000000 star bhi kam hai
2007-08-31 21:15:00 · answer #7 · answered by SmArTy SeHeR cHaNd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the one on Optimism!
2007-09-08 20:22:57 · answer #8 · answered by embroidery fan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lovely ones!!
2007-09-04 21:42:50 · answer #9 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a random bunch of joke put together sound like something my parent would say
2007-09-01 08:20:14 · answer #10 · answered by animoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good take a star
2007-09-03 02:42:09 · answer #11 · answered by lovely 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋