A nun at a convent goes to see the Mother Superior. She tells her that
there is a case of syphilis in the convent.
Mother Superior replies, "Thank God for that, I was getting sick of the
Chablis"!
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2 overweight men sitting at the bar. One says to the other "your
round".
The other one says "so are you, you fat bastard"!
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Bloke walks into a bar with his dog.
He says to the barman "If fido here can tell you the name of a famous
composer, can I have a free drink"?
The barman humours him and says ok.
"Right", says the bloke, "come on fido, tell everyone the name of a
famous composer".
The dog says "bark".
At this the barman gets annoyed and throws the bloke and his dog out on
the street.
He picks himself up and starts walking off down the road when the dog
turns to him and says "Do you think I should have said Beethoven"?
2007-08-31 18:49:49 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you call a Frenchman who wears sandals
Philippe Fellop
maybe only for those in UK!
2007-08-31 21:29:35 · update #1
Thanks for my first laugh of the day
2007-08-31 18:54:14 · answer #1 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dogs can bark, cats meow, but here is better answer.
A psychologist, an engineer, and student theologian were seperated from their tour group accidently one dark night in
Canada but were guided to a small woodland hut by sparks rising up out of short pipe chimney. Upon entering they found themselves in a one room structure built from logs with an amazing creation. A large red hot cast iron stove was held close to the high peaked ceiling by steel wires. With no
one present to explain why the stove was overhead the psychologist speculated that the owner felt so isolated from
humanity that the stove was elevated so one might curl up under its warmth as if returning to the womb. The engineer
guessed that the owner wanted to display knowledge of thermodynamics because elevating a stove allows one to distribute all available heat more evenly within cabin. Then the student suggested that the stove location had religious
meaning and fire so lifted up has been religious symbol for thousands of years and where better to find such a pagan than some little shack in rural North America. The three
began to argue about merits when the door opened and a small female Native American entered with an armfull of fresh cut firewood. Belated introductions were recieved by their
little host who immediately added new fuel to flames after
standing atop a helpful step-ladder. Her guests all wanted to know why she had hung her hot stove so high. She replied,
"Had plenty of steel wire and too little stove pipe."
2007-09-07 23:21:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaahahhaa.
2007-09-02 14:05:39 · answer #3 · answered by Rote 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2007-09-01 09:08:21 · answer #4 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad; the first two are worth 7 points.
2007-09-07 17:53:24 · answer #5 · answered by Buzzy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dog gone dog!
2007-09-07 18:01:37 · answer #6 · answered by book writer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dog one is good!!!
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds himn sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She
watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she replies. The husband pauses the words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car.............?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released today".
2007-09-01 01:56:27 · answer #7 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 9⤊ 1⤋
Haha.
I get the French one!
2007-09-08 11:38:17 · answer #8 · answered by The Rain Witch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep them comming
2007-09-07 13:30:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i like a nice clean laugh so thank you
hahahahahahahahahahah lol
2007-09-05 06:10:03 · answer #10 · answered by itsa o 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, good ones, really liked the dog one! =]
2007-09-01 03:43:29 · answer #11 · answered by Soxygirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋