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Lawyers should never ask grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
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In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to
me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I
know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

2007-08-31 18:37:52 · 14 answers · asked by Red Panda 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

plse complete the joke!!
anyway enjoy this!!
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any . . . a true story. We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"

Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too because they were laughing so hard!

2007-08-31 18:48:05 · answer #1 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 4 0

lmfaoooooooooo nice one mate .

the defence attorney than asked mrs jones do you know honorouble judge . lol

cheers mate

2007-09-01 01:59:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Itz an oldie

2007-09-01 03:20:33 · answer #3 · answered by Gable's gourmet green goblet 3 · 0 0

Lmao!

2007-09-01 04:59:33 · answer #4 · answered by ~chez~ 4 · 0 0

Two thumbs up! One for each joke.
You guys kill me! lol

2007-09-08 14:01:49 · answer #5 · answered by jan c 4 · 0 0

lol, that's a good one, but the one about snow in Michigan was better. wow. on camera. wow.

2007-09-01 02:23:09 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Both of the jokes were really good.

2007-09-01 02:03:59 · answer #7 · answered by Lil Texan 2 · 0 0

Lol! That one was really good =]

2007-09-01 03:52:32 · answer #8 · answered by Soxygirl 6 · 0 0

the lawyer replied... "yeah, Grannie, well those cookies you used to make me when i was little, THEY SUCKED!!!"

2007-09-01 02:12:38 · answer #9 · answered by niiice kitty 3 · 0 0

cute

2007-09-08 20:07:55 · answer #10 · answered by Kim 5 · 0 0

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