Little Johnny Joke?

Question

Little Johnny's mom goes home to visit her mom's family, Little Johnny mess with other women while his wife is with her family, one day, Little Johnny wakes up at night, and he feels that he needs to use bathroom.
After Little Johnny uses bathroom, he hears that his father is talking and laughing outside of the house with a pretty woman, Little Johnny even sees that his father kisses a mysterious woman after he says :"Good Night". Little Johnny's father surprises that he sees his son stares at outside where he was. So he asks: "How long have you bee watching?"
Johnny: "After you left the ride with that lady til now"
Father: "What did you see? "
Johnny: "I saw you kissed a mysterious lady."
Father: "Don't tell me. I'll buy you a new monster truck toy."
Johnny: "No."
Father: "I'll buy you a new video game."
Johnny: "No."
Father: "I'll buy you a new bicycle."
Johnny: "No."
Father: (feel pressures) I'll buy you a new computer."
Johnny: "No."

Father :" What do you want me to do so you'll keep your mouth shut?"
Johnny: " I want you to bring me and have fun with ladies until mom comes home."

Answer 1

lmfaoooooooooo. well there the sayin if u cant beat little jhonny than "SURRENDER to HIM"

cheers mate

Answer 2

Little Johnny is learning fast---like father-like son, he he. x

Answer 3

Funny?

Answer 4

Another good one Silent, you are good at making up the jokes.

Answer 5

SILENCE is the key!!!
little Johny never disappoints

Answer 6

Not that funny. Good try though. HOHHOHOHOH

Answer 7

NOT