NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in
an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives. "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell " Mississippi '."
$5.00 says you're gonna read this again
2007-08-31 17:42:02 · 12 answers · asked by Chantel C 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. You got me. I did read it twice. LOL
2007-08-31 17:46:30 · answer #1 · answered by That one 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million. Waffles 2. Hugs 3. NO 4. i've got not got a fave form 5. i do no longer remember 6. Aries 7. money 8. Nope 9. i'm extremely chuffed. (Sarcasm is present day, are you able to tell?) I spoke back this! I have no clue why... yet I did.
2016-10-03 11:06:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You bet ! How do I send the $5?
2007-08-31 18:05:37 · answer #3 · answered by Traveller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG sooooo funny. i didnt see that $5.00 thing so i guess i owe u a star! (BTW i did read it again)
2007-08-31 21:58:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea I DID have to read it twice. Lolz KutE!
2007-08-31 17:47:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very nice and i guess i owe you $5. u get a star
2007-08-31 17:46:27 · answer #6 · answered by insanity1990 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I owe you $5.00. This is really clever. I really liked it!
2007-08-31 17:47:04 · answer #7 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a really good one i gotta send it to my friends
2007-09-02 09:48:29 · answer #8 · answered by CaShMoNeY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!!
2007-08-31 19:40:42 · answer #9 · answered by hey you 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg this is hilarious! :) loved this.
star for you.
2007-08-31 22:44:26 · answer #10 · answered by xXanythingbutinnocentXx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋