Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?", asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No Sir," Earl replied, "we're on the patch."
2007-08-31 17:37:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-08-31 17:46:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooooooooooo. well says cop now u too r goin to have a patchy bumm in the jail .
cheers mate
2007-09-01 01:36:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wasn't expecting that - pretty good!
2007-09-01 00:50:21 · answer #3 · answered by Precious 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol dats real cutE! Star 4 u!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-01 00:51:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I don't get it
2007-09-07 14:52:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!
2007-09-07 17:54:27 · answer #6 · answered by I'm Just Sayin... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋