A Redneck told the pharmacist, "I have a hot date tonight, and I need me some pertection. How much is a pack of them there rubbers gonna cost me?"
The pharmacist responded, " A three-pack of condoms is $6.99, with tax".
"TACKS"! hollered the Redneck, "Gawll A'Mighty! Don't they stay on by theirselves?"
2007-08-31 17:35:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL that was a funny one actually got me to smile
2007-09-04 17:31:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont prepare utilising condoms, because of the fact we've been jointly for a pair years and the two have been given examined numerous cases. i recommend getting beginning administration, condoms and regardless of else you may choose. under no circumstances take the possibility of having an std. in case you prefer to have intercourse it particularly is totally nice, merely be smart approximately it. :)
2016-11-13 21:38:36 · answer #2 · answered by blinebry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kudos for the word "pertection". I actually smiled at that.
the joke was already old when I heard it 25 years ago
2007-09-01 17:26:02 · answer #3 · answered by jloertscher 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha, very funny.
2007-08-31 17:42:09 · answer #4 · answered by Captain Obvious 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao hah hah hah hah cough cough cough
2007-09-05 18:23:26 · answer #5 · answered by Sir $liq Rick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad!
2007-08-31 17:51:25 · answer #6 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
holy ouch, man
2007-08-31 18:14:39 · answer #7 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one
2007-09-05 11:06:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL=)
2007-09-07 06:27:07 · answer #9 · answered by just me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!...=]
2007-09-05 16:59:29 · answer #10 · answered by #25 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋