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...Were on board a plane about to crash into the ground with only two parachutes between the three of them, who would survive? And where would the dead one wind up? Heaven? Hell? Valhalla? My parent's house?

Would he or she like chickens?

2007-08-31 16:29:44 · 11 answers · asked by Thrice-Baked the Third 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Hi Ottoman! - No, believe me, I rarely know what's going on, though Vegemite has taken over our 360s thanks to Jack B.! Come check mine out; it's won an award or two. ;-)The chicken-thing was in reference to something I had just read in a question posed by Uncle Popeye before posting. Anything silly goes! We'll fall right into it! Welcome. :-)

2007-08-31 17:35:56 · update #1

Oooohhh, Jack! I hadn't thought of that! Smart boy! *Feeds you 'special' cookies*

2007-08-31 17:36:50 · update #2

UKWID - ROTFL!!

2007-08-31 17:37:49 · update #3

Beano! The violence! I love it! ;-) ♥

2007-08-31 17:38:55 · update #4

(((Raji))) You've returned! 's about dang time!

2007-08-31 17:39:52 · update #5

11 answers

There are no Yahoo administrators. It's all a plot to brainwash you into believing that there is a real person out there that cares what happens to you.
Yahoo answers is the Son of a Machine and all his advertising is lies. Children turn against parents. Nieces rat on Uncles.
And they would have you believe that their guidelines mean anything. They tell you you have sinned and won't say how, or who said so.
Where is the great Pumpkin when you need him?

2007-09-06 06:37:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The vegemite girl would survive of course, as well as the Yahoo administrator (you KNOW he grabbed that 2nd parachute, a very cowardly & ungentlemanly thing to do!)

Alas, the report-a-lot ended up crashing into the R & S chicken coop, where they were pecked completely bald, and their report fingers were pecked so badly, they would never be able to push that report button again.

Safe to say, no-they definitely do not like chickens! LOL

2007-08-31 23:43:42 · answer #2 · answered by beano™ 6 · 5 1

ROFL

I don't know anything about a vegemite girl but the other two I am convinced would be conniving enough to look out for themselves and ensure the VG got no parachute

2007-08-31 23:34:59 · answer #3 · answered by Tragic Tapas 2 · 2 0

What? There's a Vegemite Girl? woooo hoooo. I love vegemite. I am now going to have to revisit my answer to Love Yahoo Wannabe a Princess's question on who is my public Crush!

2007-09-01 07:32:06 · answer #4 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 2 0

Vegemite girl would eat the hell-bound admin and the report monkey, and then use both the parachutes for herself. Go, Vegemite Girl!! It's your birthday!

EVERYBODY loves chickens!

2007-08-31 23:39:04 · answer #5 · answered by /\v/\TARD 3 · 5 1

I don't know who the vegemite girl is but I'm assuming she's on par with the rest. And if that case, of to Sheol with them bastuhds

2007-08-31 23:37:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Pardon me while I digest sweet little Beano's dark side! I think I like it!

2007-09-01 04:03:36 · answer #7 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 2 0

That depends. Who has the BBQ sauce? MMMMM Chicken, yum yum hold the vegemite, PLEASE. WAY over there ------>

BB,
Raji the Green Witch

2007-09-01 00:12:04 · answer #8 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 3 0

Hey.......I'm a vegemite girl

2007-08-31 23:34:26 · answer #9 · answered by Night Nurse 4 · 2 0

This is a trick question:

The Yahoo Administrator & "Report Abuse" button-pusher are one in the same!

2007-08-31 23:35:08 · answer #10 · answered by Jack B, sinistral 5 · 6 2

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