You have to read my last question to understand the humor in this situation. Here's the deal: CRAZY ex girlfriend who is still in love with my boyfriend after being broken up for over 18 months has decided to get engaged.
She makes every attempt to be a part of his family's life. She tries contacting his brother and sister. She's constantly trying to tell US how happy she is through his sister's myspace page. She's mentally unstable, stealing things from him, threatening to kill me, harrassing me, etc.
I was thinking about sending her groom-to-be a case of beer as a wedding present with a note saying "You're going to need this - you have no idea what you're getting yourself into"
Okay, I wouldn't really do that, but I think it would be funny. I think this guy needs to be made informed about who he's marrying.
Oh yeah, she even told her friends she was going to get my bf drunk and force him to marry her because he wouldn't do it willingly. CRAZY!! This poor guy! What to do??
2007-08-31 16:03:19 · 30 answers · asked by Roland'sMommy 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
We've filed police reports, but they won't do anything. They say to take her to court. We now live 700 miles away so she's not physically bothering us anymore, she's just a nuissance.
2007-08-31 16:04:05 · update #1
WOW!! Some of you people out there obviously have never heard of a joke before! Who would actually do this? I was being funny - and was looking for humorous answers. Lighten up people!
2007-08-31 16:50:03 · update #2
haha .. wow .. do the beer thing .. thats funny : )
2007-08-31 16:06:03 · answer #1 · answered by CoachAutumn 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Yea you know she sounds like a crazy crazy gal right there. I would say, you should do the most adult thing you can do and send her nothing. She is, after all 700 miles away and emails and myspace names and accounts can always block certain people so the annoyance can go away too.
Do the right thing, don't fuel her crazy fire, she seems to be doing fine on her own there. Let it go.
2007-08-31 23:12:55 · answer #2 · answered by loridia311 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The beer thing is funny :) I think is better if you don't inform the boy about the big mistake he is doing marying her, then you will be the crazy girl and maybe she could use that for making you and your boyfriend fight. Ignore her, you have the man so who cares what she does, I am sure when she notes that nobody pay attention to her and her crazy things she will stop.
2007-08-31 23:11:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would send her a get well card and a box of condoms. She is an idiot and should not have kids of her own. In the card write a note that you wish her a long unhappy life. Tell her you hope she can treat this man right if she want's to keep him. But that if she's playing him for a fool that she will get what she deserves. Don't be shy about it, she needs to be told.
2007-08-31 23:15:45 · answer #4 · answered by JR 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This isn't really a question about a wedding gift. You want to know whether you should warn the guy who is going to marry your boyfriend's ex from hell. I wouldn't. He's an adult, and it's up to him to get to know who he marries. And if he receives a warning from her ex boyfriend's girlfriend, he'll only think *you're* crazy.
Since she is no longer stalking you, I would do nothing. Completely ignore her and move on.
2007-08-31 23:12:04 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. X 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop giving emotional energy to this woman and her antics - the more either of you do the more you're taking away from you're intimacy - there probaly isn't a day that goes by where one of you doesn't refer to her is there? Get over it and enjoy the relationship that exist between you and you bf right now ... sans la femme psycho!
Bon Chance
2007-08-31 23:11:29 · answer #6 · answered by Blessed_One 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. A midget who can't stop talking
2. Peed on cloths
3. A really ugly dog and isnt potty trained
4. A lamp with bugs in it
5. A burning back filled with dog poo
6. A burning back filled with your poo
7. Something that breaks, hurts her or something shes allergic to
2007-08-31 23:12:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And you all say that you don't understand men and we're complicated. What kind of wacko are you? Leave this woman alone and stop adding fuel to the fire. You've got the guy, now move on before he finds out what you're up to and gets rid of you too.
2007-08-31 23:10:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have an idea...Stop thinking about the girl. Forget about her all together and don't even think of getting her a gift. Are you trying to make your man feel bad? Cut it out and move on.
2007-08-31 23:09:57 · answer #9 · answered by Danny K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
send her a nice present with a little note saying "i hope you are as happy as we are! best wishes".... this will kill her and you wont look jealous or like an ***...
if you do something like the beer thing, she will think that your bf is still into her...
2007-08-31 23:10:58 · answer #10 · answered by nathalia r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe they do deserve each other after all he picks girlfriends that have nothing better to do with their time.
Personally, I think your boyfriend is an a--hole for wanting such vendetta crazed girlfriends like you two. I think the all three of you are pond slime.
2007-08-31 23:10:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋