..if he awoke to find a very angry, sharp-beaked penguin straddling his chest and glaring at him?
2007-08-31 15:43:53 · 15 answers · asked by /\v/\TARD 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(((Uncle Popeye)))
Love you, sweetheart!
2007-08-31 15:55:45 · update #1
If it 'twere me, I'd be so delighted I couldn't speak.
Yeah, but then he'd delete your a*ss just to have you all to himself.
*Seethes with jealousy*
I? I would just make some sweet lovin' with that het-up penguin. Ooh, anger! The passion is explosive!
*Grumbles* Stupid Yahoo admins. Takin' my IWF away...
2007-08-31 17:44:01 · answer #1 · answered by Thrice-Baked the Third 2 · 6⤊ 1⤋
He would ask if he had happy feet. If the answer was yes, roll over and get a back message. If the answer was no then he would have penguin soup for dinner.
2007-08-31 22:49:27 · answer #2 · answered by Umm Ali 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
he'd continue to blindly profess he was creating scholarly, world changing, not casual, point-gaming, adolescent networking icebergs for you
and still undertake the great theoYahological paradox of simultaneously reporting/ignoring you
2007-09-01 00:55:15 · answer #3 · answered by FORMER Atheist Now Praising FSM! 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
He'd regret suspending your account a zillion times...and beg you to allow him to post a prayer request on R & S!! LOL
2007-08-31 22:53:10 · answer #4 · answered by beano™ 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
He would look up and say, "Dammit, I should've listened to Parrot when he warned me that penguins would invade my house if I kept deleting people for no reason."
2007-08-31 22:51:05 · answer #5 · answered by . 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Figure out a way to market it.
2007-08-31 22:50:48 · answer #6 · answered by firelight 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cover his eyes and desperately think about where the last can of tuna might be
*dang! Who can resist Jack's answer???
2007-08-31 22:48:42 · answer #7 · answered by Somewhat Enlightened, the Parrot of Truth 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
play a marching song on his stomach with his hands
2007-08-31 22:54:04 · answer #8 · answered by Midge 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If it were a penguin as lovely as you, he would instantly be captivated by its beauty--thus making him easy prey!
2007-08-31 22:48:33 · answer #9 · answered by Jack B, sinistral 5 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Probably poop an iceburg.
Loves to IWF
2007-09-01 00:12:19 · answer #10 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋