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2007-08-31 14:49:05 · 6 answers · asked by buddhamonkeyboy 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus came upon a small crowd who had surrounded a young woman they believed to be an adulteress. They were preparing to stone her to death.
To calm the situation, Jesus said: "Whoever is without sin among you, let them cast the first stone."
Suddenly, an old lady at the back of the crowd picked up a huge rock and lobbed it at the young woman, scoring a direct hit on her head. The unfortunate young lady collapsed dead on the spot.
Jesus looked over towards the old lady and said: " You know, Mother, sometimes you really piss me off."
A skeptic goes in to see a fortune teller. "You are the father of 2 children," the fortune teller says. "That's what you think! I'm the father of 3 children!," says the man. "That's what you think," says the fortune teller.
2007-08-31 15:38:38 · answer #1 · answered by wiccangrl29 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a long white beard, long white hair and carrying two stone tablets in his arms.
He approached the man and asked reverently, "Aren't you Moses?"
But the man wouldn't listen to him and continued walking. George asked him again, ''Aren't you Moses?''
The old man continued ignoring him, even turning his back on little Bush. George grabs the man's arm, looks him right in the eye and insists, "Answer me -- Aren't you Moses?"
The man replies, "I'm not saying a thing! The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up roaming the desert for 40 years!"
2007-08-31 21:59:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
2007-08-31 21:55:02 · answer #3 · answered by Red neck 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
,Cheney runs to see Bush, "president!, 3 Brazilians were killed in Iraq." Bush hangs his head and sighs. He looks to Cheney and asks, " exactly how many, is a Brazilian?"
2007-08-31 22:04:01 · answer #4 · answered by punch 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A baby seal walks into a club.
2007-08-31 21:51:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
It may be short but it's awful skinny...
2007-08-31 21:55:20 · answer #6 · answered by Dog 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋