1) you can get chocolate whenever you want
2)choc satisfies you even when soft
3)you can safely have choc when driving
4)you can make choc last as long as you want
5)you can have choc infront of your mum and dad
6)the word 'commitment' doesn't scare chocolate away
7)with choc there is no need to 'fake it'
8) you are never too old or too young for choc
9)having choc doesn't disturb the neighbors
10)with chocolate size doesn't matter, it all tastes good
2007-08-31 13:40:46 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahhaaaaaa, you trying to make me feel good about myself again i see lol.
2007-08-31 13:50:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. You're a girl... the same is true.
2. Never had a hard hug... that is satisfying.
3. Pull over for a few minutes for heavens sake.
4. What's wrong with a few rest periods throughout the night?
5. You don't have your own place?
6. Chocolate doesn't pay half the rent either.
7. Same for sex with someone you love.
8. Same for sex, except for the young part.
9. Same here, we live in the counry.
10. Bullsh** lay 2 chocolate bars on the counter and she will take the big one every time!
g-day!
2007-08-31 14:02:25 · answer #2 · answered by Kekionga 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
11) Choc never has a headache
12) you can have two choc at the same time
13) If you get tired of one choc you can try another
14) You can have Choc with your workmates (male or female)
15) you dont have to wrap it in rubber
etc etc
2007-08-31 14:01:39 · answer #3 · answered by Ric C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So, so true. After 20 years of marriage (and my addiction to chocolate) I would hate to see where my husband would be if I had to choose either one or the other.!!! Hint - I would be devouring as much chocolate as I could!!! lol!!!
2007-08-31 14:08:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) The Chocolate dosn't want to have a smoke when your finnished with it!!
2) The chocolate dosn't make you sleep on the WET patch!!
By the way, YES I am a Man!!
2007-08-31 23:03:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! Thankyou for that but you can also have chocolate if you've got a headache. You can wash your hair and still have chocolate and chocolate never asks you to do something you don't want to....
2007-08-31 15:28:23 · answer #6 · answered by chicababe231 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
soz have to dissagree sex yes choc nogoes straight to the hips lol
2007-08-31 13:45:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You make a valid point, in fact 10 of them! Staying up late makes the mind work wonders don't it...lol
2007-08-31 13:49:28 · answer #8 · answered by TheatreFan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen to that
all hail chocolate!
2007-08-31 23:39:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-31 14:00:26 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋