A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: 'Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.' If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do> >whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love
you.
To which his wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey.
I love you too!!
2007-08-31 13:39:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
VERY FUNNY....star
2007-08-31 13:56:52 · answer #1 · answered by Glinda W 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes....serve the man right.....i would divorce him
2007-08-31 20:45:59 · answer #2 · answered by tashcake 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
woah! unexpected turn! lol. Didn't see that coming! Good one!
2007-08-31 20:50:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its hillarious mate . cheers
2007-08-31 20:49:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny! good one!
2007-08-31 20:44:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao!good one dude.
2007-08-31 21:43:14 · answer #6 · answered by Cat Stevens 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eeewwww!!!! that was disturbing but funny lol
2007-08-31 20:47:33 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Lovely♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, what a twist!
2007-08-31 21:33:01 · answer #8 · answered by Just Me :-) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lolz very funny u get a star !!!!!!! :) :)
2007-08-31 21:49:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!
2007-08-31 21:05:05 · answer #10 · answered by jvega624 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋