ok there are 2 men. 1 bad criminal and 1 good doing guy.
they both die and go to the gates of heaven.
then god tells them to do something to go to heaven. they both agree.
god tells the bad guy to jump into a beautiful river and take a swim. he does it happily.
"aaaaah such a fresh river!! " he says
then god tells the good guy to jump into a nasty trash heap. he does it though.
hahahaha the bad guy laughs at him.
then god tells the bad guy to jump into a pool of delicious honey. "yummmmm very delicious!!" he says
then god tells the good guy to rub himself in dog poo. he does it. "hahahaahh" the bad guy laughs.
Ok now is the descision maker!! god tells them
the bad guy is still laughing at the good guy when god says. now lick each other.
....
i think its so funny.
2007-08-31 13:01:54 · 17 answers · asked by > FOB ROCKS < 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its funny and kind of gross
2007-08-31 13:06:03 · answer #1 · answered by Elvendork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny. The good guy still went through trash and crap, and to top it off, he has to LICK another dude. It was kind of a screw you for both of them.
2007-08-31 20:10:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-31 20:21:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no offense but thats offesive to the Lord, but never the less a little funny
2007-08-31 20:16:25 · answer #4 · answered by Unseen-and-Unheard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give yourself 10 Brownie points.
Very good.
2007-08-31 20:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by lamplighter 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ick. Serves the bad man right, but thats gross...
2007-08-31 20:24:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a kicker! Maybe a comedian would probably buy it.
2007-08-31 20:06:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that a really funny jock star for u lol
2007-08-31 20:07:35 · answer #8 · answered by 2 guitars and 1 amb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooooooo. this is a oldie but still a goldie mate
cheers .
2007-08-31 20:18:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny! good one!
2007-08-31 20:23:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋