Gotta love a drunk?
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 oclock in the morning by a loud
> pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a
> drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
>
> Not a chance, says the husband. It is 3 oclock in the morning. He
> slams the door and returns to bed.
>
> Who was that? asked his wife. Just some drunk guy asking for a push!
>
> Did you help him? she asks. No. I did not. It is 3 oclock in the
> morning and it is pouring rain outside!
>
> His wife said, Cant you remember about three months ago when we broke
> down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself!
>
> The man reluctantly gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.
> He calls out into the dark, Hello. Are you still there?
>
> Yes, comes back the answer.
>
> Do you still need a push? calls out the husband.
>
> Yes! Please! comes the reply from the darkness.
>
> Where are you? asks the husband.
>
> Over here on the swing! replies the drunk
2007-08-31 12:27:54 · 15 answers · asked by Esperanza 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHA...... didn't see that coming, I liked it very much!!!!! thanks!!!!!!! =)
A star for you!
2007-08-31 12:30:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaaaaaa>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was on the swing at 3 in the morning once. and swung so hard thei flew through my back door.
my mom thought i was a robber so came out with a bat and hit me on the head.
2007-08-31 12:55:27 · answer #2 · answered by TINA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sooooooooo cooooool neeeed morre goood joooookes!
you rock!
thanks
2007-08-31 12:34:06 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny...peed myself a little....star
2007-08-31 12:45:35 · answer #4 · answered by Glinda W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent, I laughed out loud, didn't see that ending...
worth the star
2007-08-31 12:40:36 · answer #5 · answered by Ric C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is a beauty,star for you
2007-08-31 12:32:43 · answer #6 · answered by Charlotte's Dad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he!!! Lol... Can i have a push too? Lol
2007-08-31 14:00:35 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a surprise!
2007-08-31 12:32:08 · answer #8 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, that was a good one.
2007-08-31 12:45:05 · answer #9 · answered by Jessica♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, very funny!
2007-08-31 12:40:45 · answer #10 · answered by Carley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, very funny!
2007-08-31 12:37:18 · answer #11 · answered by Tanu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋