The FSM came to me in a dream list night. I don't remember what He said, but I think He was blessing me for my continued belief in Him.
But today I am having lasagna and feeling guilty. The FSM said it was okay to partake of His body, but eating His children out of a box is making me feel bad. I guess I need someone to tell me its okay, and that theFSM would approve. Thank you.
2007-08-31 11:59:38 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
well it is ok, IF you eat garlic bread and have some wine.....
otherwise.... you will have to tell the FSM you did not do the lasagna justice. But if the lasagna came out of a box to start with, I have concerns if it is "true" lasagna, or that other lasagna.....
2007-08-31 12:08:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, he's being extremely ridiculous, as nicely using fact the individuals calling you a slut and such. only using fact he had a dream of you drowsing with yet another guy, needless to say does not advise that is occurring in actual life. I had a dream that I had intercourse with one in all my suited buddies yet i might on no account in my life. now and returned your innovations creates extraordinary desires that could signify different issues out of your subconscious. as an occasion, his dream of you cheating could desire to be his insecurities and worry popping out. Hun you are able to desire to communicate some sense into that guy and tell him it became basically a dream.
2016-10-03 10:44:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think the FSM would have children that big. Maybe it is his parents.
2007-08-31 12:05:58 · answer #3 · answered by RB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Offset the guilt by drinking vast amounts of booze.
2007-08-31 12:07:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋