MY LOVING WIFE EMAIL
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
2007-08-31 11:39:08 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Old but good
Gigi you're cracking me up tonight. Dont stop. Its what keeping me away from the tedious BB
2007-08-31 11:47:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is a commercial i just saw from most outrageous commercial episode on tv i was cracking up its for a cell phone company.
2007-09-05 15:48:14 · answer #2 · answered by foreverhearted 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
2007-09-06 12:29:35 · answer #3 · answered by Crackerjack 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah Boooooy!
*4U
2007-09-02 04:52:00 · answer #4 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What she says and what actually, could desire to be 2 a number of issues if that they had a gratifying dating he does not prefer to flow everywhere else, could he ? sounds like she isn't telling you the full fact, or he has a intercourse dependancy
2016-10-17 08:20:53 · answer #5 · answered by carlstrom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it still cracks me up! Feel so sorry for the owner of that cell! Lol, poor guy..
2007-09-01 10:07:45 · answer #6 · answered by Soxygirl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still funny.
2007-09-08 02:20:55 · answer #7 · answered by HopeGrace 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beyond hilarious!!!! Terrific!!!! My husband actually plays golf and I know if there is ever a time to get him to agree to something it is while he is playing. He never pays any attention to anything I ask!!!! Please hide this one from the golfers!!!!
2007-08-31 13:31:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was beginning to wish i had a husband like that. Loved it !
2007-08-31 12:16:12 · answer #9 · answered by PANDORA Πανδώρα 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA FUNNY FUNNY JOKE!!!
I feel sorry for the owner of the cell
2007-08-31 11:46:41 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Earth Angel ♥ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋