1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the
husband!
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.
5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school
uniforms.
6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but
whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.
9. True friends stab you in the front.
10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same
boss.
17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say
something.
20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books
2007-08-31 10:12:36 · 12 answers · asked by LONE WOLF 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And you are wanting more??!!
2007-08-31 10:18:56 · answer #1 · answered by ♫♪Bag♫♪ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
For all those who believe in telekinesis, raise my arm.
2007-08-31 21:01:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lifes full of ups and downs make the most off it
2007-08-31 17:23:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-09-02 05:31:30 · answer #4 · answered by Peter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, thank you very true, I particularly liked 9 & 10 & 19 & 20....
forgiveness is for-giving it back ("for" in latin means before so giving it back before they even give it to us!)...he he
2007-08-31 20:59:50 · answer #5 · answered by glgl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
2007-08-31 17:20:42 · answer #6 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL
Ive got the giggles tonight!
2007-08-31 18:52:23 · answer #7 · answered by ecco1983 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were really good lol! Love them!
2007-08-31 17:59:30 · answer #8 · answered by Soxygirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol some true ones there........night john boy.....have a star
2007-08-31 17:19:26 · answer #9 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
very good
2007-09-01 17:07:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-01 11:49:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋