2007-08-31 10:00:51 · 41 answers · asked by lindsey p 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
serious answers only please, this is a very serious question
2007-08-31 10:05:54 · update #1
They do have red eyes, but that's because they like to smoke their herbs. And their heads spin only 180 degrees, you've obviously been misinformed, you should read my book, it's called "Atheists are dope-smoking contortionists" it's the 172,348th most popular title on Amazon.com
2007-08-31 10:10:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
No, the red eye comes from the camera flash and can be removed by any decent image tweaking program - see http://www.irfanview.com for an OUTSTANDING free one I've used for a decade or so.
The head spinning only seems that way because the people not wanting to think about people who do not think like them have mental fits making one's head spin, so to speak.
2007-08-31 10:10:13 · answer #2 · answered by Ben 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can do that, but I haven't for a while. I put contacts in now so people can't tell I have red eyes. I used to spin my head 720 degrees. That creeped people out. I had fun.
2007-08-31 10:09:25 · answer #3 · answered by lil_lil85 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd love to have red eyes...then I could finally take up the mantle of Dark Lord of the Sith that I always wanted...as for the whole 360 thing...I guess that way I could keep an eye on the people behind me...hm...-plans evil take over-
2007-08-31 10:08:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but you have to be a 5th degree atheist before you earn them.
Plus, I recommend studying Planet of the Apes intently.
2007-08-31 10:06:48 · answer #5 · answered by wondermus 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
No, I met an atheist once with one blue eye. Shocking I know, but it's true.
2007-08-31 10:07:13 · answer #6 · answered by L.C. 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yep, and if you sprinkle enough holy water on them, they'll puke pea soup on you, too.
Come ON, let's not be completely ignorant...serious question, is it? You've been watching too many movies.
2007-08-31 10:24:03 · answer #7 · answered by silverdolffyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the time! When is my head NOT spinning?? Seriously.
2007-08-31 10:05:25 · answer #8 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
How come I haven't gotten mine yet? I want to be able to spin my head!
2007-08-31 10:05:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
NO. Its not true. I'm sure you're surrounded by a lot of atheists - why don't you ask them yourself?
2007-08-31 10:19:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋