"I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed person".
"Yeah, I'd love to f!ck your brains out, but apparently someone BEAT ME TO IT!"
"Are your parents cousins?"
"I know cement that gets hard faster than you".
"Your teeth are so yellow; I can't believe it's not butter".
"Sex with you is like using drugs. Lots of people do it, but nobody's stupid
enough to admit it."
"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this
knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again."
Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife."
"How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?"
"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having
met you, I've changed my mind."
"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell till
I met you."
"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but
wonder: What the **** was I thinking?"
"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it
for me."
"If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister."
"As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the
need for therapy..."
"Someday I hope to get married, but not to you."
"Sorry things didn't work out, but I can't handle guys with boobs that are
bigger than mine."
"Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...Almost Lifelike!
"Congratulations on getting married! It's not every day you decide to ruin
your life!"
"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've
broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise."
"I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here."
"We have been friends for a very long time, what say we call it quits."
"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was
only one life jacket.... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."
2007-08-31 09:36:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
These are the greatest insults I have ever come across in a LONG time. Great insults. Love 'em. Have a star. You deserve it.
2007-08-31 10:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by I Pity You Fool ! 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Some very good insults there. But I usually fall back on the Monty Python Holy Grail one "Your father is a camel and your mother smells of elderberries"
2007-08-31 16:59:39 · answer #2 · answered by Geoff E 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe some good ones there.. how about... you were the waste of a good f**k you shud have been a w**k and splattered on a wall somewhere .. ure as much use a **** on a chicken..he has a face like a slapped ***... she looks like a bull dog chewing a wasp..... it is everyones right to be ugly but ffs ure abusing that right!!!
2007-08-31 17:01:24 · answer #3 · answered by her with the mad ginger hair 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha, ha! Great lines!
Ok...here's one from "About Last Night" that I love! It's offensive but I guess that's the whole point!
"You are a psychopathic, schizophrenic, maladjusted social misfit who is clearly in the middle of a very deep homosexual panic!"
2007-08-31 16:43:20 · answer #4 · answered by Shakespeare 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Some really funny lines. here's a star
2007-08-31 16:42:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Definitely have to remember those! Star!
2007-08-31 18:06:49 · answer #6 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-31 16:44:59 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
pure class :) star 4 u !
2007-08-31 17:40:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Takes something good to make me laugh...and NO i didn't!!
Only joking good on ya mate nice ones in there (lmao)
Mail me if you have anymore? i'm gonna use some of these on my site :)
2007-08-31 16:46:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
pmsl some crackers there, well deserved a star
2007-08-31 16:40:13 · answer #10 · answered by puma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋