Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?", she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years", he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"
"Worked for your ***, didn't it?"
2007-08-31 09:15:31 · 12 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thumbs up to u thats a good one!
2007-08-31 09:30:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-31 16:19:49 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha Toilet paper is one of life's little pleasure. lol
2007-08-31 16:24:43 · answer #3 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha!!
thats funny!
One day Johnny asked Timmy to come home with him and play.
After they had played and ate a snack, Johnny asked Timmy if he wanted to tape their penis' together. Timmy was more excited than Johnny was.
That same week, they had just finished learning the alphabet.
So they stripped down and stood their staring at each other. Timmy looked down and yelled, "Look, Johnny! We made letter 'H'!"
thats mine.
2007-08-31 16:22:00 · answer #4 · answered by Victoria <3! 3 · 0⤊ 5⤋
hahaha nice ending oops didn't realise what I had said.
2007-08-31 16:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe! I like it.
2007-08-31 16:30:38 · answer #6 · answered by T the D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was cute
this is going on myspace
lol
2007-08-31 16:22:02 · answer #7 · answered by ϑennaß 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i've heard that one before, still hilarious. have a star.
Blessed Be
2007-08-31 16:20:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good joke hahahaha
2007-08-31 16:34:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah!!! nice!!! very original!
2007-08-31 16:19:57 · answer #10 · answered by Heather 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋