I man was walking the park one afternoon and heard someone crying, He saw this lady there up againist a tree she had no legs and no arms. He went up to her and asked her "whats wrong?" she replied "Well I never been huged by a man before." So the man picked her up and gave her a hug. Then she said "Thank you" and she started crying again, the man asked her " Whats wrong" She said" I never been kissed by a man before." the man picked her up and kissed her. Just as he turn to walk away she started crying again. The man turned around and asked her " Whats the matter?" She said " I never been F*cked by a man before. " So he picked her up and throw her in a pond and yelled "Now your f*cked."
2007-08-31 08:56:29 · 9 answers · asked by amanda h 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! I must admit, it's cruel and funny at the same time. Thanks for sharing and have a star!!!
2007-08-31 11:07:18 · answer #1 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two wiseguys were walking down the street. One says to the other "Hey Vito, I was sorry to hear of the passing of your lovely wife, especially under such sudden and tragic circumstances" the other one replied "Thank you Mario, it was only fortunate that her life insurance was fully up to date and paid a handsome sum, by the way I was sorry to hear about that fire that climed your business", Mario replied "Shhhh Vito, that's next week!"
2007-08-31 16:06:15 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-31 16:38:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...here's one for you
A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave
each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come
up with the rest.
*As you shall make your bed so shall you......mess it up
*Better be safe than............................. a 5th grader
*It's always darkest before...................daylight savings time
*You can lead a horse to water but............how?
*Don't bite the hand that.....................looks dirty
*A miss is as good as a.......................Mr.
*You can't teach an old dog new...............math
*If you lie down with the dogs, you'll........stink in the morning
*The pen is mightier than the.................pigs
*An idle mind is............................... best way to relax
*Where there's smoke, there's.................pollution
*Happy the bride who..........................gets all the presents
*A penny saved is...............................not much
*Two's company, three's.......................... musketeers
*Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry
and.............................. have to blow your nose
*Children should be seen and not..............spanked or grounded
*When the blind leadeth the blind.............get out of the way
CHeeRioS
2007-08-31 16:02:03 · answer #4 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!
2007-08-31 16:14:06 · answer #5 · answered by lovell2013 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was f*cking hilarious!! i love it
Blessed Be
2007-08-31 16:01:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can't lie, that is pretty funny.
2007-08-31 16:02:21 · answer #7 · answered by new07vegan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol. how funny!
2007-08-31 16:26:12 · answer #8 · answered by Heather 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
phenominal!
2007-08-31 16:01:18 · answer #9 · answered by King John 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋