How can you possibly not love the Irish?
"Personal ads" in theDublinNews
Heavy drinker,35, Cork area.Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a
man who loves his pints, cigarettes,Glasgow Celtic Football Club and
starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
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Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time fiancée,
seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in
this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.
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Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed
andshirtyafter a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail
purposes, maybe more.
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Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in
thearse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady,
with a lovely chest.
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Devil-worshipper,Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and
dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering
cats in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.
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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for
the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed
supermodel,who owns her own brewery and has an open-minded twin sister
2007-08-31 08:50:02 · 20 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha funny ones. I went to Limerick to visit just over two years and they were great. They are so funny and very welcoming people.
:-)))
2007-08-31 10:47:34 · answer #1 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL>....you deserve 2 jokes in return
I went to the men's room and went inside a bathroom cubicle. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other cubicle saying: "Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's room but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"
And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No........... I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the guy say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"
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A man comes from overseas to get a job as a tree trimmer in the US. For his job, he has a huge knife and attempts to walk through airport security with it. The security officer asks "Where are you going with that knife?" The man replies "I go to America to chop bush!"
CHeeRIoS
2007-08-31 08:53:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
Bl**dy excellent,
From a half English/Irish nutter.
2007-08-31 09:17:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Bloody excellent!!! I'm of Irish extraction!
2007-08-31 09:23:19 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in his chilli? One more would make it too faurty.
2016-05-18 00:02:47 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good ones!
2007-08-31 09:40:39 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are no contact details! how can i get in touch with these lovely men?
2007-08-31 08:55:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao!! Thanks for that.
PS Don't care one-way or the other if you or any one else is prejudiced. To some extent we all are at some point.
Wait for the thumbs down hahahahahahaha
2007-08-31 09:00:22 · answer #8 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Those are hilarious! Thanx for sharing (again).
2007-08-31 09:02:07 · answer #9 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your jokes are all so good! I need to star all of them
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2007-08-31 08:55:22 · answer #10 · answered by Forksided 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋