A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, I was a hooker!".
He says "That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it".
She replies "Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan!".
2007-08-31 08:47:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol....funny....here's one for you
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.
"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.
"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.
"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."
"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"
"Baaaaa..."
CHeeRioS
2007-08-31 08:51:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
A young guy got a girl in the backseat of his car, quickly slipped on a condom and was ready. The girl yelled "Wait, stop I'm a virgin, I don't want to do this!" The boy said "Well would it be all right if I was a virgin too?" "Yes, but I don't believe you" He said dropping his pants "See never used, it's still got the wrapper on!"
2007-08-31 09:18:06 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-31 08:55:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it either
2007-08-31 12:17:20 · answer #4 · answered by kelso 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it :(
2007-08-31 08:51:18 · answer #5 · answered by randomdude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao!!!!*
Some people amaze me " I don't get it ". wtf .
2007-09-01 04:16:24 · answer #6 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋