1. Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"
The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"
The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"
They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them.
2. A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"
2007-08-31 08:37:52 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH,I LOVED THEM!!! Very Funny!
A star for you!
nfd
2007-08-31 08:40:56 · answer #1 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm.... Well I did some research & the train that hit them was a Lionel toy train so those blondes were safe.
In the second scenario the cop leaned forward and sniffed ....~~~~~ the air freshner tree was made of Mary Jane.... she is doing some time!
2007-08-31 08:43:38 · answer #2 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one isn't funny but I like the second one. I think its in the way the jokes are told differently.
2007-08-31 08:42:15 · answer #3 · answered by summer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are funny!!
=]
One day Johnny asked Timmy to come home with him and play.
After they had played and ate a snack, Johnny asked Timmy if he wanted to tape their penis' together. Timmy was more excited than Johnny was.
That same week, they had just finished learning the alphabet.
So they stripped down and stood their staring at each other. Timmy looked down and yelled, "Look, Johnny! We made letter 'H'!"
thats my joke.
2007-08-31 08:43:10 · answer #4 · answered by Victoria <3! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The first one is stupid, but the second one is kinda funny
2007-08-31 08:41:37 · answer #5 · answered by ohhamburgers 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah those are cute. Gotta love blonde jokes.
2007-08-31 08:41:43 · answer #6 · answered by Maddie and Jacobs mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The air freshener one was hilarious!
2007-08-31 10:50:14 · answer #7 · answered by tigersue 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found the 1st one boring, the 2nd one funny
2007-08-31 08:43:28 · answer #8 · answered by it's_me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
I especially liked the second one!
2007-08-31 08:41:45 · answer #9 · answered by embroidery fan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't care for the first one, but the second is ok.
2007-08-31 08:44:03 · answer #10 · answered by Crystal Vols 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋